This patch added to the game was neccessary in order to fix all of the issues with the CASTLE STIMPLEPOINT adventure, since many players entering that extremely well done keep were having problems finding their way in. It probably would have helped if we put a door somewhere in the front of the keep.
The two Golems standing guard in front of the portcullis to the entrance of the castle can't be made to laugh, regardless of how many times you use the "lifting leg and farting" emoticon.
In order to get in, your pet must be level 15 in order to survive you throwing him over the 30 foot gate, or squeezing him in between the 2 inch gap in the bars. Then he must have an intelligence of at least 55 in order to understand how to work a portcullis raising contraption.
Every fifth cobblestone in the courtyard is not completely rendered, causing you to glitch under the program and leave you floating in limbo. Jump randomly as you cross.
That thing you thought was a cool new sword is actually a crappy looking rock placed high up on a wall where you can't get it. Hope you weren't planning to get to work/school on time.
The boss at the end of the dungeon is easier to kill with a group and impossible by yourself. Make some friends why dontcha?
The green haired goblins are no different than the red haired goblins, but after this patch, they'll have the same blue hair color to avoid confusion on the internet forums.
That fluttering of the screen and high pitched electronic groan was a huge dragon flying overhead. We recently added the shadow, so you'll get the full effect of the awesome sight when this randomly occurs.
The fact that you can walk through trees in the courtyard is that.... they are Spectre Trees... yeah, that's it.
Your pets or companions will randomly NOT act like you told them to, just as you're about to die.
This new patch automatically deletes anyone's character if they mention the words HALO or MODERN WARFARE 2.
All Orc characters are blessed when they enter the castle. Ah hah! Should've picked an Orc, you elf-loving creep!
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